There's a Hole in the House, Dear Liza

From the latest weekly Taos police beat: "Caller reported that there was a man on the corner “asking for free kittens.” Caller said the man seemed to be “mentally unstable.”""Caller reported the neighbors had a “giant vacuum cleaner that was violating the noise ordinance.”"

"Caller reported a woman put a bottle of liquor in her pants. Caller said he got the alcohol back, but wanted an officer to speak to the woman, who was wandering around the parking lot.""Caller reported a man was “preventing him from walking” by using a leaf blower that was “spewing noxious fumes.”"

"Caller reported there was going to be an “unauthorized diversion of electricity.”""Caller reported someone drove into her house and left a hole."