Only in Taos

From the Taos Police Blotter, March 29-April 5 (Minimally edited for clarity):
A complaint was made that a man played his guitar too loudly on the Plaza. Police asked him to keep it down. A man carrying a folded blue tarp and wearing a blue jacket and black cotton shorts took a pickle from the pickle jar at Taos Cowboy and said he didn’t have any money to pay for it. A man with a sign chased another man down the street by the wall of the Gorge Bar and Grill. A male wearing sunglasses, a dark jacket and overalls stuffed two burritos in his pocket at Albertson’s. A man danced in the road and acted strange. A person called to complain that someone played their drum too loudly at Mesa’s Edge and requested for them to keep it down.